The Bible is Fun

While some of you may recall that ole Quint is vehemently opposed to "bible bangers" who think their fairy tales are any better or more unique than those believed by the deranged people of other nations, yours truly had the good fortune of stumbling across a tattered copy of said good book in a dumpster next to the free library this past weekend, and man what a read! How it got there I'll never know. People just don't understand good writin' these days, what with their scripted reality television and talentless pop star scandals.

Now there was no cover or anything, but it does not take a genius to recognize the handiwork of the almighty. Riveting. Truly riveting. That Voldem...er "He Who Cannot Be Named" character would surely have sent shivers up my spine had my years of rampant LSD abuse not numbed the ole nerve column to such sensations. And Dumbledore!! Holy God, what a character! Rumor has it he prefers the attention of the men. Makes me kinda wonder why all those religious fanatics are so opposed to such things, with it clearly being referenced in the bible for all to see. I'll just never understand zealots, I guess. If I had known their book was so amusing, I would have started attending church a long time ago. And not just for free bread and wine. Or to occasionally borrow money from the collection plate. Although I'd still do those things.